|me:||exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr|
Pardon me, Mr. Basco, I just needed to have all this perfection together in one photoset.
Never Forget, the day Dante got to that part in the comic.
i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :)
(so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
i will not buy flowers for a girl because flowers are stupid and worthless and they die like really fast. get a girl a rock. rocks are strong. rocks don’t die after 2 days
the word you’re looking for is diamond
shine bright like a rock
diamonds are extremely flammable. like a flower. don’t get a diamond.
this is the worst post on this entire website
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
|person:||i can spend all day on the internet|
|me:||do you have a tumblr?|
|me:||do you read fanfiction?|
|me:||I don't understand|
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid
and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth
and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love
LOOK IT UP
IM SCREECHING LOOK LOOK AT THE ART LOOK HOW PRETTY IT IS OH MY GOSH <33333333333
(chuckle) Loving this to bits.